Especially in Hawaii.
I guess I should have been suspicious when I booked my flights with Hawaiian Airlines.
When I entered "1" for number of passengers, the following internet dialogue began:
Airline: "One Passenger? Are you sure?"
Airline: "I'll have to speak to my supervisor. Please hold."
I was getting kind of nervous in the interim. Was I on a Homeland Security "Watch Out For This Dude!" List? Maybe I shouldn't have thrown that banana peel out of my van's window.
Airline: "We don't get this request often. We will transport your solo body to the Aloha State, but we'll have to assess a being single surcharge. The state of Hawaii doesn't condone this sort of behavior. We hope you understand. Mahalo!"
So I paid extra to be in a winter paradise. Little did I know my I Phone's "Siri" application would be my one source of conversation here. She's good at telling me where to go, but that's about it.
So...Happy Valentines Day to all you Honeymooners.
I'll be hiding out in my room until the Duo Day blows over.
I did the same on New Year's Eve.
Don't eat too many chocolates.