to Abraham Lincoln for declaring Thanksgiving a National Holiday in 1863.
We give thanks to the Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys for providing entertainment while we overeat and over-imbibe the last Thursday of November.
We give thanks to the lowly turkey (our almost National Bird) for making the ultimate sacrifice in providing sustenance and sandwiches while we watch NFL games today.
Lastly, I give thanks to my bestest family for a great Butterball Turkey dinner with all the fixings on this special day. It's so hard to bake a bird on a Colemen stove in Barley the Van.
Enjoy the Holiday,
PS: Please don't get stampeded at a Best Buy on Black Friday.