Ahoy Matey!
With all the Humpback action going on off shore, I had to go in for a closer gander.
So with the aid of two Dramamine, I ventured into the Heart of the Ocean. Well, not exactly but it sounds more exciting that way.
OK. I'll say it, the experience was almost, ALMOST as good as sex. Although, I've never medicated myself with Dramamine before performing the deed.
For the cetaceans, it is all about mating. The males are sparring one another constantly. I suppose the ultimate winner gets the blubbery babe. Most of the heavy thumping occurs below the surface. When one Ultimate Full Contact fracas surfaced, we saw one stud-wannabe with fresh blood oozing from his tail. (No, I didn't dog paddle in and try to break the combatants apart).
At one point, a crew member inserted a sonar device into the saltwater so we could hear the gangs taunts and threats.
Here are some of the snippets we picked up.
Here are some of the snippets we picked up.
Male Whale One: "Dude! Your Mom wears Scuba Flippers!"
Male Whale Two: "Oh yeah! I saw your Mom make it with a guppy! She liked it too!"
You get the drift. Kind of like a late night bar scene without the beer flowing.
I've attached the best shots. Enjoy them and light up a cigarette after.
Once again, I am so glad they escaped extinction.
Read all about it.
http://jeffsambur.blogspot.com/2015/01/humpback-whales.html
PS. Just like Popeye, I do eat my spinach.
No Olive Oyl sightings in Lahaina.
Good Night Mainland.
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