Saturday, June 14, 2025

This Schadenfreude moment…



is brought to you by the vilest human on the planet’s (birthday) and military parade. At an estimated cost of $25-45 million, it’ll be far less than what it’ll cost Tommy Trumper to haul his precariously placed pickup truck off that road to nowhere.

Poor Tommy. He doesn’t believe in the Rule of Law so why would he believe in the Law of Physics?

I’m guessing there will be a GoFundMe to pay for the extraction. It’ll be the BIGLY equivalent of many Bud Lights. I don’t plan on donating. 

Thoughts and prayers Tommy!

Feel free to spread the moment. We’ll take our victories while we can since we are heavily outgunned, outmaneuvered and outmanned. 










Sunday, May 4, 2025

This is incipient Anarchy…

Since June 16th, 2015 when the Vilest Man in the World 🌎 descended an escalator in New York’s Trump Tower (spit) and Molotov cocktailed his MAGA hat into ring, I’ve been issuing warnings. 

I predicted his Armageddon One term would be divisive, incompetent and chaotic.  It was. In 2020, the voting population thought so too. It was so bad an incumbent was decimated at the polls. 

Unfortunately the Trump turd endured despite the January 6th, 2021 attempted  coup. One thing I have to admit about this scumbag, he makes up for his complete shamelessness with incredible persistence. A true ME ME ME sociopath. 

In 2024, a nauseating turnaround occurred. My Fellow Mericans had mass historical amnesia. They forgot how unpalatable this human shit 💩 sandwich was. They re-elected him. 



Here’s my not-so-genteel take of that moment.


Now we’re seeing the predictable results. Chaos Squared  Executive Orders issued on “emergencies” where hours before there weren’t any. (A classic “Look up! The sky is falling” attention getting device.) All while  flipping off the Rule of Law, the Constitution and basic common sense and decency. It’s so easy to write orders when all the above are ignored, disrespected and violated.

Or as our wannabe Fuhrer proclaims, “He who saves his Country does not violate any Law” 

This quote is loosely attributed to another Dictator. Napoleon Bonaparte. 



Before I rant about the Mariana Trench low points of the Commander of Chaos’ regime, let’s go back to the Cabinet confirmations of a cast of charlatans.



From Fox Fear Network Merica received Pete Hegseth for Secretary of Defense. Pete was a pretty boy commentator for the of Fox and Friends Weekend edition (Puke). With this former  (highest rank Major)  National Guardsman in charge of the largest Military complex in the world. His confirmation went down to the wire amid allegations of sexual improprieties, alcohol abuse, (I’ll drink to that!) and financial mismanagement. It took JD (Juvenile Delinquent) Vance to save this 44 year old putz’ ass to secure that 51st vote.  Despicable.



From the authors of Project 2025 (AKA the Anarchist Guide to Incompetent Gobment)  Merica scored a bevy of anti-Gobment Trumpers who are completely at ease with there being only one branch of Gobment. The Executive Branch. There’s rumors each Project 2025 appointee prays each morning  at their very own Trump altar. Of course it’s equipped with a God Bless Merica Trump Bible. Google hypo-Christian nerds and there’s a good chance  Russell Vought director of the Office of Management and Budget will pop up.





 In the Department of Education, there’s Linda McMahon, the former CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment. I’d say that’s a smack down for public education. 

Health and Human Services, we now have RFK Junior, former heroin addict, appetizer for a parasitic brain worm and presidential candidate. For this gig Bobby Junior pledged his brain worm and used needles in a show of support to a populist parasite. Once RFK Junior came into power, 10,000 HHS positions were sent to the coroner. The CDC, National Institute of Health and the Food and Drug Administration have been affected and not in a good way. At least the anti-vaxxer didn’t give the brain worm an assistant secretary of Health gig.



Kristi Noem is now the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. Her motto? “I want to treat immigrants as good as my dogs and goats. I’ll shoot them!”

Yes, all these creeps were confirmed by a Republican controlled Senate. Although Matt Gaezt was deemed too repulsive to be Merica’s AG. Now we are stuck with Trump Toadie Pam Bondi. 

The Republican AG appeared on Fox News this week, and marked Fentanyl Awareness Day with a curious claim. “In President Trump’s first 100 days, we’ve seized over 22 million fentanyl laced pills, saving over 119 million lives,” Bondi said.

I can’t speak for all Mericans, but in my circle of friends, family and acquaintances, I don’t know anyone who uses fentanyl. So where does this drug addled inflated BS number come from? (Currently the US population is 340 million.) Mind you, this is the AG talking trash. The supposed watchdog of “Truth, Justice and the American Way!” (Where’s Superman when you need him?) 
 
Yes, it was a confirmation of worst case scenario cabinet members. Trump the chess master sat back and thought, “Check!”

Here’s a partial list of his executive atrocities: (there’s a BIGLY amount)

Emperor Donald has issued 143 Executive Orders so far. An unheard of amount in such a short time.The subjects range from DEI, immigration, birthright citizenship, tariffs, withdrawing from the Paris Agreement (again), government accountability  and the hot button issue of low flow shower heads. His grubby, greedy fat fingers are all over the map. Of course, there’s been legal pushback. “More than 200 Federal lawsuits have challenged Trump’s new policies, with multiple judges temporarily blocking his priorities.” Source: USA Today

The unsecured Signal chat announcing Merica’s military plans against the Houthis of Yemen. (Complete with macho emojis) Followed by another militarily compromising Signal chat to Hegseth’s family members. At least Pete didn’t crow, “Hi Honey I blew up the Houthis.”



The deportation of a Maryland citizen (Kilmar Garcia who was granted “withholding of removal” status by a judge in 2019) to a El Salvador prison due to a case of mistaken tattoo identity. Dastardly Donald won’t admit to the “Whoops! I hate when that happens.” and deemed Mister Garcia guilty, just because. Don dislikes due process.

The on and all again tariffs, thereby created high and lows in the stock market with inside trading galore. As Trump said on (Un)Truth Social, “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!” Just before the stock market jumped. 



Many of the tariffs are in effect, most impacting the bottom line for those with the least amount of savings and disposable income to begin with. This factoid from the New York Times says it all.


Just when you think we’ve hit the low bar, BUT NO! Here’s  another corrupt con. The Trump issued crypto-scam meme coins, complete with the ultimate pay to play. The top scam coin holders get to share a sumptuous dinner with #47. (cheesy burgers washed down with Diet Cokes). Such a deal! GAG!

Laura “Looney Tunes” Loomer’s Q’Anon trip to the Oval Office where she wielded papers baring hearsay of “disloyalty” on members of the National Security Council. Gone are General Haugh (head of the National Security Agency and US Cyber Command.) and his deputy Wendy Noble. There’s unsubstantiated talk Laura gave a “hand job” to the Jerk Off in Chief to seal the deal. But it’s just talk. 



Lastly (for the sake of brevity since there’s so much material), Elon Musk DOGE’s agenda of Federal layoffs in a lame effort to reduce the Federal budget. Using the Tech  Twerps credo, “Move fast and break things.” the Ketamine addict slashed Federal Agencies with little to no regard for their impact on our health, education, climate, foreign policies, scientific research/development and environmental protections. 

That’s just one level of abominations. Musk ordered his army of mini Tech Twerps to harvest sensitive data on many of our fellow Mericans. All this orchestrated by a unelected and unconfirmed White Nationalist. Where’s the outrage from Republicans about Gobment overreach?

Here’s a few old posts on this subject:



I’m not the only one concerned with this daily assault on democracy combined with a “Shock and Aww Fuck” brutality. 

Below is a recent New York Times/Siena College poll. My guess is the 42% who consider events “exciting” were diehard  fans of “The Apprentice.” 





By now you’re thinking. Jeffie is sure opinionated. I wonder where he thinks this will end. 

Here’s my take.

If the Grim Reaper doesn’t appear on the scene, Trump and the Republican Party will be backed into a corner. There’s nothing quite as dangerous as a trapped predator. The Commander of Chaos will follow the lead of his historical mentor. Adolf Hitler. There will be a “Reichstag Fire” event. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire

This will precipitate another “National Emergency.” Trump will then declare Martial Law, unleashing unlawful arrests and round ups. The wannabe Dictator will then sit back, sip his Diet Coke and declare. “Checkmate!”

We are in a fine mess. 

But wait there’s Pope!




























Friday, March 14, 2025

Coming soon to a planet near you!



A New World Order! 

Spoiler Alert! It won’t be new or orderly.

A while ago, I read a non-fiction book about the Soviet Union. The part I recall was concerning Khrushchev’s long winded speech to the Russian Politburo in February 1956. This was after Stalin’s death in 1953 in which Joe left behind a reign of terror on his own people. 


Source Wikipedia 

Mind you this total does not include the Holodomor of 1932-1933 in which 3.5-5 million Ukrainians starved to death in what was AKA the Ukrainian Famine. Scholars still debate whether this was an intentional Stalin maneuver or just gross negligence. 

So by now we’ve established the fact Stalin was a feared and loathsome leader to his own people.

Back to Nikita. In his speech he railed against Stalin’s brutal excesses. The story goes when there was a lull in the action, a bureaucrat shouted out, “why didn’t you do something?” 

In which ol’ K looked menacingly down at the White Russians below. “Who said that? Who said that?” 

Absolute silence. When the pause went on long enough. Nikita shouted back. “That’s why we didn’t say anything! We feared him!” 

Back to our current political chaos.



At the first Cabinet meeting led by Merica’s vilest president, a non-elected, non Senate confirmed Tech Twerp made his sinister presence known.  Musk stood over his docile prey (AKA the Trump Cabinet) alternately thanking them for their servitude and berating them. The Suck-Up-Bet members suddenly developed a bad case of shpilkes (ants in their pants) while they remained seated. The only thing missing were the dunce caps adorning their shameless heads. 

To add piss to the punch bowl, #47 had to defile and demean these former adults even more.  “Is anybody unhappy with Elon? If you are, we’ll throw him out of here. Is anyone unhappy?”



Amazingly! No one was unhappy! One could almost hear the clatter of one hand clapping.

The above black comedy moment was based on a NY Times article by Jess Bidgood.



BUT the correlation of Nikita’s brilliant comeback to the Stalin’s based fear and Trump’s bullying were cut from the same shit smeared diaper. Cruelty and intimidation.

So how did the richest and second vilest human on the planet end up in a Cabinet meeting? 

The answer is simple. Bribery!. All it took was a Musk $288 million donation to Trump’s campaign. (For comparison shopping. Yellowstone NP (founded in 1872) annual budget was $35 million in 2021.) The Tesla Ketamine Junkie spoke the same two word language as Trump. $$$$$$$ and power. With that chump change amount (for him) he was able to buy his way into an influential role of devastating our Federal Agencies with mass layoffs. However he did display a crumb of empathy for those who were about to lose their jobs. Here’s the quote. The layoffs would “Necessarily involve some temporary hardships.” Can’t you just feel his pain? NOT! 



BTW: Here’s the reality of Federal Employees and the Federal Budget.

“According to recent data, federal employee compensation makes up around 4.3% of the total federal budget. 
Explanation: While the exact number can fluctuate slightly, most sources indicate that the cost of salaries for federal employees represents a relatively small portion of the overall federal budget, currently sitting around 4-5%.
Laying quality employees off is not a true cost saving measure. It’s the equivalent of removing one barnacle from the back of a humpback whale. A futile effort. 



It’s not only layoffs affecting “We the People.” 

President Musk’s Geek Squad hacked into the Department of Housing and Urban Development to secure medical and financial records of private citizens. (Source ProPublica). All this with the Blessings of Trump and his enablers. 

This will not end well. 

Meanwhile back in the Vile House, # 47 continues his rampage of firing key military personnel, Inspector Generals and DOJ lawyers. Any potential threats to his Dictatorship are being 86ed out of the system. With this current administration the Constitution, the Rule of Law and checks and balances are so passé. 

But! There’s a feel good Polly Anna epilogue to all these layoffs and forced resignations. 

“What’s that? Jeffie!”

At least they walked out of their Gobment position alive. Stalin would have had them executed or exiled to a Siberian gulag. Maybe this is a Trump/Musk’s idea of George Dubya’s talk of a “compassionate conservatism.” 

Back to the title of this post. 


Anyone who watched the tag team assault by #47 and JD Quisling on Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy in the Oval Office witnessed the birth of the New World Order. Diplomacy, Decency and Democracy are now historical concepts. Ukraine has been tossed under a Russian T14-Armata tank. Merica is now aligned with Putin. A White Hypo-Christian Nationalistic worldwide bowel movement will be the next BIGLY thing. The outcome will be similar to the Nazi Regime of 1930’s to 1945. A low point in US/World History. 

Is anybody unhappy about this?





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