Sure it needs a thorough cleaning, but look at its Location! Location! Location!
Property comes with a modern kitchen, library and latest plumbing too. Out buildings are included for the same low price.
The contorted Cottonwood provides ample shade in Death Valley's tepid summers. This picturesque parcel is just minutes away from the Bright Lights, Big City of Shoshone, CA.
I'll part with it for a six-pack of Firestone Union Jack IPA.
Such a deal! Operators are standing by.
Maybe I should have been a realtor instead of a firefighter...
Here's my itinerary for future Real Estate possibilities.